Wayne Rooney is star of Mock The Wig - Man U kids' panto dig at hair

Posted Sunday, December 18, 2011 by The Sun

Wayne Rooney is star of Mock The Wig - Man U kids' panto dig at hair
Full thatch ... Wayne Rooney

He then gave a mock interview, describing how the hair transplant had changed his life. A source said: "Wayne knew he'd be the butt of some jokes — as ever. But he took the gags in great spirit, laughing away with the rest."

Goalkeeper David De Gea was the other notable target for the United youngsters after his reported doughnut theft from Tesco in September. Wearing a De Gea No1 shirt, a player entered the stage munching a box of Krispy Kremes.

The Spaniard was in stitches. Midfielder Anderson was ribbed about his gut — a player dressed as the Brazilian came on with pillows stuffed up his shirt.

Sir Alex gives the panto his full backing and feels it's great for the team's spirit. He always helps serve the Christmas meal before the show, this year wearing a pinny on soup duty.

It would take a brave man to send back his minestrone.

WAYNE might've taken a bit of stick at the panto, but he can also dish it out.
Frankie Cocozza tweeted that he thought Rooney looked like his "pits are stinking".

Roo tweeted back: "FrankieCocozza sorry who are u again. Oh yeah i remember ur the kid who was on x factor who couldnt sing."

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