Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Donny Van de Beek >>> Everton no.30   Aubameyang signs for Barcelona as Arsenal exit confirmed   Arsenal after the transfer window:   6:30 a.m. ET: Aubameyang's deal to Barcelona is on9:00 a.m. ET: Deal is off because of Barcelona's finances2:00 p.m. ET: Laporta: 'It seems we will pull it off’Barca fans:   ...Full Story »

Manchester United midfielder Donny van de Beek has joined Everton on loan until the end of the season. The Premier League club beat competition from Crystal Palace as well as LaLiga side Valencia in order to secure a short-term deal for a player who has struggled for regular game time following his £40 million move from Ajax in 2020. "Now I can say I am an Everton player, I am really ha...Full Story »

EVERTON are reportedly back in for the signature of Manchester United outcast Donny van de Beek. The Netherlands international is said to be ‘begging’ United officials to let him end his Old Trafford nightmare this month. Donny van de Beek is desperate to revive his faltering career Crystal Palace are offering him a route out with a last-gasp loan deal before the transfer window s...Full Story »

Donny van de Beek's girlfriend helped trigger a potential loan move to Crystal Palace from Manchester United. ​Palace have opened negotiations with Man United over a possible move for Van de Beek. The Dutchman has failed to break into Ralf Rangnick's plans since he was appointed last November. Patrick Vieira​ wants the player ahead of the second half of the season, with the player's girl...Full Story »

Furious Bees fans demanded the club punish their star striker over the video, which went viral on social media. Toney has Credit: Snapchat NINTCHDBPICT000708021693-1 Credit: Snapchat Brentford have launched a probe, with a club spokesman confirming: “We’re aware and investigating.” The £30million-rated forward is currently in Dubai with team-mate Bryan Mbeumo during th...Full Story »

Burton are without Louis Moult for the visit of MK Dons.The striker missed Saturday’s 1-1 draw with AFC Wimbledon after testing positive for Covid.Conor Shaughnessy and Jacob Maddox are available after knocks for Jimmy Floyd Hasselbaink’s side.Burton are 11th in League One and 10 points adrift of their fifth-placed visitors.MK Dons new boy Connor Wickham is pushing for his first star...Full Story »

Alex Lowry admitted  a dream came true when he scored a debut goal in Rangers’ 4-0 Scottish Cup fourth-round win over Stirling Albion at Ibrox.The 18-year-old midfielder replaced injured Ianis Hagi after 12 minutes of the tie and gave the home fans a glimpse of the future in the 31st minute with a well-taken finish.Skipper James Tavernier scored a penalty and then had one saved by Bin...Full Story »

Sunderland can call on Leon Dajaku and Corry Evans for the visit of Portsmouth.Forward Dajaku has shaken off a knock while midfielder Evans, who missed last week’s draw at Accrington with an injury, is fit again.Defender Danny Batth is available after joining from Stoke while midfielder Alex Pritchard is fit despite coming off at half-time against Accrington with a knock.The Black Cats are...Full Story »

Chelsea defender Andreas Christensen has reached advanced talks with Barcelona. The Dane is free to sign a pre-contract agreement with foreign clubs with his current deal set to expire at the end of this season. A new contract from Chelsea has been on the table for some time, but Christensen has finally rejected the offer. According to Cadena SER, via Sport Witness, moving Barca is consider...Full Story »

Halifax stretched their advantage at the top of the Vanarama National League table to four points with a 1-0 win over Grimsby at The Shay.The sides could not be separated heading into the break after an evenly contested first half saw both teams have chances to hit the front.The West Yorkshire side had their opener in the 69th minute when Matty Warburton dispatched his penalty after Jamie Allen ...Full Story »

Sunderland will be without defender Corry Evans for the visit of Lincoln in Sky Bet League One.Evans was knocked unconscious in a collision with goalkeeper Anthony Patterson during the second half of Saturday’s 3-3 draw with Wycombe.Aiden O’Brien could return after being sidelined due to Covid-19 but the game is likely to come too soon for Bailey Wright.Luke O’Nien, Jordan Will...Full Story »

Edinson Cavani has told Manchester United interim boss Ralf Rangnick he will stay at Old Trafford until the end of the season. Cavani, who is out of contract in the summer, has been linked with a January move to Barcelona or a return to South America but Rangnick has said the 34-year-old has promised to stay until the end of the campaign. "I told him that if it was up to me I would want him ...Full Story »

Jamie Vardy and Jonny Evans have been ruled out until March and April respectively to add to Leicester’s injury woes ahead of the FA Cup game with Watford.The pair have hamstring injuries and Evans has undergone surgery to fix his problem.The hosts will also be without the injured Patson Daka, Ryan Bertrand, Ricardo Pereira, James Justin, Wesley Fofana and Caglar Soyuncu.Boubakary Soumare,...Full Story »

Manchester United interim manager Ralf Rangnick has told striker Edinson Cavani he does not want him to leave the Premier League club in January. Cavani, 34, has been linked with moves to Barcelona and several clubs in South America, but Rangnick is adamant the Uruguay international is going nowhere. "We had quite a few conversations in the last couple of weeks, probably the player with whom...Full Story »

Gillingham manager Steve Evans was delighted with how his team performed during their goalless draw at MK Dons despite a lack of preparation time.The third-from-bottom Gills had not played for three weeks prior to their trip to Stadium MK and had little time at the training ground since regrouping, following a Covid-19 outbreak at the club.Nevertheless, they defended doggedly and threatened spor...Full Story »

Burton could have Louis Moult back for the visit of Crewe in the Sky bet League One on New Year’s Day.Albion have not played since a 3-1 defeat at Rotherham on December 11 and have had their last three matches postponed because of Covid-19.Moult suffered an ankle injury in pre-season and has been sidelined since the start of the season.However, the break in matches mean the striker could b...Full Story »

Edinson Cavani came off the bench to get Manchester United out of jail at Newcastle on a night when they were branded “a bunch of whinge-bags” by former defender Gary Neville.The Uruguay international’s 71st-minute equaliser at St James’ Park salvaged a 1-1 draw after Allan Saint-Maximin’s early strike had threatened to hand the struggling Magpies just their second ...Full Story »

A bizarre goal by Colin Kazim-Richards saw Derby put their takeover uncertainty to one side and beat West Brom 1-0 at Pride Park.Kazim-Richards’ first League goal since April made it back-to-back wins for Wayne Rooney’s team for the first time since February, after the substitute punished a dreadful mix-up between Cedric Kipre and goalkeeper Sam Johnstone.The goal was Derby’s o...Full Story »

Tottenham are poised to move early to try to trigger a move for AC Milan midfielder Franck Kessie in the next week. The 25 year old Ivory Coast midfielder's San Siro contract runs out at the end of this season, and the midfielder has told Milan he will be leaving this summer. Kessie is eligible to talk to clubs and sign a pre-contract from January 1, and Spurs are first in the queue for a play...Full Story »

Giovanni van Bronckhorst believes Rangers’ 2-0 win over St Mirren at Ibrox should have been more emphatic.In front on an attendance capped at 500 due to government restrictions amid on-going Covid concerns, first-half goals from Scott Wright and Alfredo Morelos – his sixth in eight games under the Dutchman – kept the Gers six points ahead of Old Firm rivals Celtic at the top of...Full Story »