Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   RIP     BAYERN TAKE OUT THEIR FRUSTRATION ON ARSENAL AND KNOCK THEM OUT OF THE CHAMPIONS LEAGUE     Real Madrid (4)1-1(3) Man City 4-4Bye City     Bayern 1-0 Arsenal (3-2)Bye Arsenal     Going home     REAL MADRID HAVE KNOCKED MANCHESTER CITY OUT OF THE UCL!     &nb...Full Story »

Manchester United are looking to replace Aaron Wan-Bissaka this summer with Barcelona star Jules Kounde reportedly on their three man shortlist. United paid Crystal Palace £50m for Wan-Bissaka in July 2019 and the full-back has played 182 games in all competitions and won the League Cup with the Red Devils. The 26-year-old is very good defensively but lacks threat going forward, highlig...Full Story »

Carlo Ancelotti praised Real Madrid for his team's resilience in their penalty shootout win over Manchester City in the Champions League, saying "everybody gave us up for dead, but Real Madrid never die." Madrid went ahead early through Rodrygo in Wednesday's quarterfinal second leg at the Etihad Stadium, before Kevin De Bruyne levelled in the second half to force extra time. Goalkeeper Andr...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola insisted there were no regrets after Manchester City’s bid to retain their Champions League crown ended in a heartbreaking penalty shoot-out loss to Real Madrid.The holders were beaten 4-3 on spot-kicks by the Spanish giants after their quarter-final tie ended 4-4 on aggregate – 1-1 on the night – despite a dominant display from Guardiola’s side in the secon...Full Story »

Manchester City’s dreams of retaining the Champions League were shattered after a dramatic penalty shoot-out loss to Real Madrid.Bernardo Silva and Mateo Kovacic both missed from the spot as City were beaten 4-3 on penalties after their pulsating quarter-final tie ended 4-4 on aggregate.Rodrygo had given Real an early lead in the second leg at the Etihad Stadium but City otherwise dominate...Full Story »

Manchester City hope to talk West Ham down from their massive demands for Lucas Paqueta in the Premier League champions' bid to sign the midfielder. Man City eager to sign Paqueta Personal terms reportedly agreed West Ham demand £85m for star WHAT HAPPENED?The Hammers are demanding any potential suitors for the Brazilian activate his £85 million ($105m) release clause if they w...Full Story »

Bromley secured their place in the Vanarama National League play-off semi-finals with a 3-1 victory over Oxford City at Court Place Farm.The hosts could not recover from conceding two early goals in a defeat that casts them further adrift at the foot of the table.Ben Krauhaus was on target for promotion-chasing Bromley in the second minute and just three minutes later Idris Odutayo had made it t...Full Story »

Leeds United are keen on bringing back Kalvin Phillips at Elland Road if they secure Promotion to the Premier League. Phillips could return to Leeds next season The Whites want to sign their ex-player on loan Man City want £30m for the midfielder WHAT HAPPENED?Phillips, who is currently on loan at West Ham United, will return to Manchester City at the end of the current season. Havi...Full Story »

Manchester City are reportedly ready to smash their transfer record with a summer move for highly-rated Bayern Munich midfielder Jamal Musiala. Born in Stuttgart, Musiala moved to England with his family at the age of seven and was part of Chelsea's academy. The midfielder also represented England at Under-15 level, but left Chelsea to join Bayern Munich as a 16-year-old and also switched in...Full Story »

Let's start our 7M Daily Laugh today.   Big teams Pre EPL week 33   Newcastle 4-0 Tottenhamvan de Ven V Newcastle be like     Man City to top of the tableMan City 5-1 Luton     Bournemouth 2-2 Man Utd   Manchester United have one win in their last seven league games.   Throwback to When Timo Werner missed The Badge during Chelsea's UCL c...Full Story »

Man Utd set to compete with Bayern for Frimpong Manchester United, Bayern Munich and Real Madrid are set to compete in a three-way race to sign Bayer Leverkusen star Jeremie Frimpong, according to Fabrizio Romano (via Caughtoffside). The Netherlands international has a release clause of €40m in his current deal that runs until 2028, however, the Bundesliga side are unwilling to let the...Full Story »

Bournemouth had an added-time penalty award overturned by VAR as disjointed Manchester United escaped Vitality Stadium with a scarcely-deserved 2-2 draw thanks to Bruno Fernandes’ brace.Referee Tony Harrington pointed to the spot five minutes beyond the 90 when Ryan Christie went down under a challenge from Willy Kambwala before changing his decision to a free-kick on review.Erik ten Hag&r...Full Story »

Pep Guardiola immediately turned his attention to the challenge of Real Madrid after his Manchester City side thrashed Luton 5-1 on Saturday.City enjoyed the perfect preparation for Wednesday’s Champions League quarter-final second leg against the Spanish giants as they cruised past the Hatters in a one-sided encounter.An early own goal from Daiki Hashioka set them on their way before seco...Full Story »

Champions Manchester City moved back to the top of the Premier League with an emphatic 5-1 victory over relegation battlers Luton on Saturday.A fortuitous early own goal from Daiki Hashioka set the hosts on the way at the Etihad Stadium before a Mateo Kovacic screamer and Erling Haaland penalty effectively secured victory after the break.Plucky Luton defended stoically throughout and earned cons...Full Story »

When out of this world talent seemingly becomes available, Man City want to be one of the first names in the conversation to land the player. City Football Group have partner clubs and scouts all over the world for good reason, and from a player’s perspective, it’s difficult to turn down the overtures of such a successfully run organisation who are now reaping the benefits of thei...Full Story »

Manchester City will have to pay Lucas Paqueta's £85 million ($105m) release clause if they want to sign the West Ham playmaker this summer. City eyeing deal to sign Paqueta Personal terms reportedly agreed Midfielder has huge release clause WHAT HAPPENED?City are eyeing a deal to sign Paqueta this summer as they plan a shake-up ahead of next season. Reports have suggested that the ...Full Story »

Revealed: The insane fees Chelsea paid to agents Chelsea spent a staggering £75m ($93m) on agent fees in the last two transfer windows, amid speculation they could be punished for breaching PSR. Per Martyn Ziegler of The Times, Chelsea paid an astonishing £75m to agents across the last two transfer windows. In those windows - January of 2024 and the summer of 2023 - the Blues spent...Full Story »

Arsenal and Tottenham keeping an eye on Santiago Gimenez 🚨🔥 Santiago #Gimenez, in addition to #Tottenham, also #Arsenal are in the race.👀 #AFC have been monitoring him for a long time and put the #Feyenoord player on the list.✅ Sources close to the 🇲🇽 confirm that several clubs in 🇪🇺 already approached the ST for next season. pic.twitter.com/GRMgRcCKtL— Rudy Galetti (@RudyGalet...Full Story »

In a whirlwind of developments, Manchester United are undergoing a significant transformation in their leadership structure. Omar Berrada is poised to step into the role of CEO, while Dan Ashworth is slated to assume the position of sporting director. The catalyst behind these changes is none other than Sir Jim Ratcliffe, who has initiated direct communication with Newcastle to navigate thro...Full Story »

All that glistens isn't gold in football - unless you're Manchester City manager Pep Guardiola, in which case there's a good chance of a few karats being involved Pep Guardiola was wearing a watch worth more than one of his Man City players while facing Real Madrid (Image: Jose Breton/NurPhoto/REX/Shutterstock) The Catalan was his usual exuberant self on the touchline for Tuesday's quarter-fin...Full Story »