Three Lions SEX tour: England fans to booze it up in Europe’s brothel capital THIS weekend

ENGLAND supporters are set to descend on the stag do hotspot of Vilnius this weekend, with a host of brothels and escort businesses lying in wait.

Posted Sunday, October 08, 2017 by

Supporters are gearing up for a wild night ahead of Sunday’s clash with Lithuania.

Thousands are expected in eastern Europe for the match – but the locals have more than football on their minds.

Sex forums are rife with chat about the arriving English with adverts offering escorts and promoting the capital’s best brothels.

And as Three Lions fans belt out the chants and neck back the booze, the city’s “massage parlours” are advertising their services in English for the occasion.

Three Lions SEX tour: England fans to booze it up in Europe’s brothel capital THIS weekend
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One post reads: “I’m happy to share escort experience from Vilnius.”

Another reads: “What an away day! Last time I was there, I counted sixteen women offering sexual intercourse.”

"Very accommodating – they advertise in English and taxi drivers take you right to them,” another experienced user adds.

Gareth Southgate’s men take on the European minnows on Sunday evening hoping to secure qualification for the 2018 World Cup in Russia.

It would be a great achievement for the team after a turbulent two years that saw a humiliating Euro 2016 defeat to Iceland and the dramatic departure of Sam Allardyce.

And the English are clearly excited to let off some steam.

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One fan said: "4 more sleeps and it’s off to Lithuania. Up the England!”

"Buzzing! Bring on £1 a pint,” another added.

And another fan wrote: “Three full days on the sauce. Let’s have it!”

England’s last away outing was a trip to Malta in September when fans lived it large for a Magaluf-style booze-up.

The scorching temperatures and golden sand beaches saw fans take an impressive contingent to soak up the rays.

Topless Brits were filmed in bars and nightclubs belting out football chants and even the odd Oasis lyric.

Beers were knocked back, the clubs were kept open later than normal and the local takeaways raked in a fortune with the English in town.

Later in the evening, the fans moved on to the nightclubs and really got the party in full swing.

A clip from one of the bars shows boozed-up Brits in full voice as they sing along to Neil Diamond’s Sweet Caroline.

And that’s just the qualifying campaign.

England's next stop could be Russia.

But after the bloodbath of Marseille during Euro 2016, the prospect of round two with Vasily the Killer’s Russian Ultras might not be so attractive to Southgate’s away support.



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